Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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