two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
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DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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