I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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