the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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