I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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