dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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