sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
