I wannas sexs uuuuu
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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