singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I stole a fireplace last night.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
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