went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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