No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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