How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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