He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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