I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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