You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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