This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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