so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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