what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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