between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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