You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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