they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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