You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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