She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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