South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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