need another drink. this is the easiest way
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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