I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I feel like a drive thru vagina
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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