Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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