Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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