i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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