everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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