Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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