Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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