Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
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We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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