I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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