dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
you win again, gameday.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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