I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
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My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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