If that was your dad, he is hot
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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