My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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