We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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