Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
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Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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