so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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