I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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