can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Randomize
