I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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