His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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