just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
His nipple licking is glorious
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