She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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