I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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