I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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