dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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