Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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