She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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