Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
What happened to fro yo and sex?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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