before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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