CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
there is glitter all over my balls
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