Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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