yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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