He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
It's shark week go big or go home
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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