This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
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After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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