The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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