I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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