Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
last night I used snow as a chaser
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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