her vagine was all disorganized.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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