We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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