His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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