Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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