dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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