i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
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Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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